The evidence locker
Upload the room.
Face the truth.
Send one clear room photo. We’ll find the design crimes, make the jokes, then point you at three honest product categories to fix the worst offender.
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Step 01 / The photo
No faces, pleaseSavage design notes. No personal attacks.